2020 … The week-long saga took many twists and turns — including traps and overnight stakeouts — with pretty much the entire nation on the edge of its seat to figure out who the hell was offing the chickens. Cutler had been dealing with an unknown menace that was ripping the heads off his beloved birds … with the ex-NFL QB catching a beastly raccoon in the act!!! Play video content
But, Jay can now FINALLY get some sleep … and he devoted his retirement life to saving his chickens. Yes … “Unfortunately I’m sure this raccoon has some family members.”
“While this saga is sadly ending, I’m sure there will be more. As we previously reported … We can all sleep well for a few nights.”
So, is this the end of an era and we can all go back to worrying about bigger issues?? Ladies are now safe and sound. Chicken heads were ripped off and bodies were left in the chicken yard.”
“Gruesome stuff but the reality of the situation. 7/1/2020 8:03 AM PT
The Jay Cutler Chicken Serial Killer Mystery of 2020 is officially SOLVED … ’cause he’s officially discovered the culprit — A DAMN TRASH PANDA!!! “Which fits the evidence. “All is well and happy to report it was a raccoon,” Cutler said on IG Wednesday morning. at least, for now. new levels of weird.